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Recipes
Thirty-three mixtures of the substances above. All quantities are by weight or volume for one litre of finished product unless stated otherwise. Weigh rather than measure by volume — household measures for powders are out by tens of per cent.
Before you mix anything
- Mix in PP or HDPE. Never reuse a bottle that has held something else, and label everything with contents, strength and date — at once, not later.
- Never mix in a closed container. Never mix more than you will use shortly, with the exception of the concentrates that are meant to be stored.
- Always test on a hidden surface. Every time, even on a material you have treated before.
- Read the mixing prohibitions in section 10 before you improvise.
What the words in the ingredient lists mean
- Soda ash is the dry powder sodium carbonate. Not soda water, and not bicarbonate — which is admittedly called baking soda in the shops but is a different and considerably weaker salt, and cannot be substituted directly. Where a recipe says only “soda ash”, the
anhydrous kind is meant; if you have washing soda crystals you weigh out 2.7 times as much, see Washing soda & soda ash.
- A paste, cream or slurry means powder stirred with so little water that the consistency is like toothpaste: 3 parts powder to 1 part water, measured by volume, with the water added a little at a time. It has to stay on a vertical surface without running — if it runs, stir in more powder. Mix only as much as will be used at once; a paste that has dried on the surface stops working and should be dampened or replaced.
- A gel is a finished solution thickened with xanthan gum or fumed silica, precisely so that it stays on vertical surfaces. The quantities are given in each recipe.
- The percentage after a substance name — APG 50 %, hydrogen peroxide 12 %, phosphoric acid 85 %, ammonia solution 5 % — is the strength of the product you buy, not how much of it to use.
- g/l is grams per litre of water. Ratios such as 1:1 and 3:1 are parts by volume unless stated otherwise — the same measure for both ingredients.
01 · All-purpose cleaner, concentrate
Everyday cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, painted surfaces. 1 l of concentrate makes 20 l ready to use.
All-purpose cleanergrocery Ajax allrent
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water, lukewarm | 890 ml | Carrier |
| Soda ash, anhydrous | 20 g | Alkali, dissolves fat |
| Sodium citrate | 20 g | Chelator, softens the water |
| APG 50 % | 60 ml | Surfactant |
| Isopropanol | 30 ml | Faster drying, streak-free |
How to do it
- Dissolve the soda ash and citrate in the water, stirring until it is clear.
- Stir the APG in carefully — slowly, or the whole batch foams over.
- Add the isopropanol last.
- Ready to use: 50 ml of concentrate per litre of water. The pH comes out around 10.
Not on aluminium, oiled or soap-scrubbed wood, marble and limestone. For those, swap the soda ash for another 10 g of sodium citrate — you get a neutral agent that is safe on everything.
02 · Descaling a coffee machine, kettle and espresso machine
It replaces every expensive descaler on the market. They contain the same thing.
Descalergrocery Häxan Antikalkcoffee machine Durgol
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water | 1 l | Carrier |
| Citric acid | 15 g | Dissolves and chelates the limescale |
How to do it
- Fill the tank, start the programme and switch off when half the volume has gone through.
- Leave it 20 minutes so that the solution can work in the heater.
- Run the rest through.
- Rinse with three full tanks of clean water. This is the step people skip and then have sour coffee for a week.
Espresso machine: drop to 10 g/l and rinse four tanks — they have more narrow channels.
Kettle: 20 g/l, bring to the boil, leave 20 min, rinse.
Steam iron: 10 g/l, steam it through, rinse twice.
Do not use vinegar in machines with rubber seals. Acetic acid breaks down EPDM and silicone over time, and the smell stays for several brews.
03 · Limescale gel for shower screens, tiles and taps
The white film that will not come off with washing-up liquid. A gel, because vertical surfaces need contact time.
Limescale removergrocery Häxan Antikalk
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water, hot | 860 ml | Carrier |
| Citric acid | 100 g | Acid + chelator |
| APG 50 % | 30 ml | Wets the surface |
| Xanthan gum | 5 g | Gelling agent |
How to do it
- Dissolve the citric acid in the hot water.
- Mix the xanthan with the APG into a smooth slurry before it meets the water — otherwise it lumps.
- Stir the slurry into the acid solution while stirring vigorously. Let it swell for 15 minutes.
- Brush it on, leave 15–30 minutes, scrub lightly, rinse copiously.
Heavy limescale: swap the citric acid for 50 g of sulfamic acid. Never on marble, limestone, travertine or untreated concrete.
A phosphoric acid version — limescale and rust in one agent
The commercial limescale removers in the grocery aisle are usually exactly this mixture: phosphoric acid plus a surfactant, nothing else. The difference from the citric acid version is that the phosphoric acid also takes rust stains, which is why the bottles can promise both limescale and rust.
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water | 870 ml | Carrier |
| Phosphoric acid 85 % | 60 ml | Dissolves limescale and converts rust |
| APG 50 % | 30 ml | Surfactant, takes the grease that sits on top of the limescale |
Biltema's Kalk-fett-rostlösare (art. 363900) is the same idea in a bottle: under 5 % phosphoric acid and one fatty-alcohol ethoxylate, nothing else — about half the strength of the mix above, and still labelled corrosive, H314.
This gives about 9 % phosphoric acid. As a spray without thickener, as a gel with 5 g of xanthan. Let it work briefly — one to two minutes — and rinse copiously. Degrease first if the surface is greasy: an acid product cannot reach the limescale through a layer of skin oil, which is why the manufacturers themselves recommend an alkaline agent first.
Not on marble, natural stone, aluminium, galvanised, chrome, or etched and frosted glass.
04 · Maintaining the dishwasher and washing machine
Every three months. It takes limescale, detergent residues and smell in one go.
Machine cleanergrocery Finish maskinrengöring
- Dishwasher: 100 g of citric acid straight into the bottom of the empty machine. Longest programme, 60–70 °C.
- Washing machine: 100 g of citric acid in the drum. Empty cycle at 90 °C.
- Wipe the rubber seal around the door afterwards — that is where the smell actually sits.
- If the smell is strong: run an extra cycle with 100 g of sodium percarbonate at 60 °C. Run it separately, not at the same time as the citric acid.
Always leave the door ajar between washes. It does more against smell than any product.
05 · Grease-cutting kitchen spray
Worktops, tiles, hob fronts, the outside of the extractor. Ready to use, no dilution.
Kitchen degreasergrocery Mr Muscle kök
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water | 925 ml | Carrier |
| Soda ash, anhydrous | 15 g | Saponifies the fat |
| Sodium citrate | 5 g | Chelator |
| APG 50 % | 25 ml | Surfactant |
| Isopropanol | 30 ml | Dissolves the fat directly |
Spray, leave 1–2 minutes, wipe off. Never let it dry on a glossy surface.
Not on aluminium, natural stone or oiled wood.
If you want it stronger: add 10 ml of d-limonene. Shake before each use, since it is not completely stably emulsified.
06 · A bath for extractor filters and oven trays
The hardened fat comes off by itself. No scrubbing.
Degreasing bath
Check the material first
Most cooker hood filters are aluminium, and neat soda ash etches aluminium black in twenty minutes. There are two versions below — use the right one. If you are unsure: a magnet sticks to neither aluminium nor stainless, but aluminium is noticeably lighter and a dull light grey.
| Version | Mixture per litre | Temp / time |
| Aluminium filters | 20 g metasilicate + 10 g soda ash + 5 ml APG | 60–70 °C · 20 min |
| Stainless or steel | 30 g soda ash + 5 ml APG | as hot as the tap gives · 30 min |
Soda ash here means anhydrous soda ash; if you have washing soda crystals you take 2.7 times the weight. See the explanations of terms before the recipes.
- Plug the sink, fill it with hot water, dissolve the powder.
- Put the filter in fully submerged. Turn it once.
- Rinse copiously and let it drain. Aluminium filters: rinse extra thoroughly and dry.
07 · Oven gel
The same thing as bought oven-cleaning sprays: caustic soda, surfactant and thickener.
Oven cleaninggrocery Mr Muscle ugn
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water, cold | 890 ml | Carrier |
| Sodium hydroxide | 50 g | Saponifies burnt-on fat |
| APG 50 % | 30 ml | Surfactant |
Xanthan or fumed silica the first figure is for the xanthan, the second for the silica | 8 g / 25 g | Gelling agent |
How to do it
- Pour the caustic soda into the water, never the other way round. In portions, while stirring. Fifty grams in a litre warms the solution by about 13 °C on its own — with twice the amount it is twice as much.
- Let it cool to room temperature before you go on.
- Stir in the APG, then the thickener.
- Apply in a cold oven with a brush. Leave it 30–60 minutes.
- Wipe it out with a damp cloth, rinse several times.
- Wipe over with 5 % citric acid solution to neutralise caustic residues, and then with clean water.
Protection and exceptions
Nitrile gloves and close-fitting goggles. Not on catalytic self-cleaning enamel (it is permanently destroyed), aluminium parts, the printed text on the oven glass, door seals or heating elements. Cover the ventilation holes.
A milder version: swap the caustic soda for 40 g of sodium metasilicate. Slower, but it works on most things and is considerably less dangerous to handle.
08 · Window cleaner
Streak-free because both the alkali and the solvent evaporate completely.
Window cleanergrocery Häxan fönsterputs
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water, distilled for preference | 810 ml | Carrier |
| Isopropanol | 150 ml | Dissolves fat, dries fast |
| Ammonia solution 5 % | 40 ml | An alkali that evaporates |
| APG 50 % | 2 ml | Wetting agent |
The surfactant should be sparing. Too much gives exactly the streaks you are trying to avoid. Two millilitres in a litre is right.
Spray, pull off with a squeegee or wipe with microfibre. Never clean windows in direct sunlight — the agent dries before you have got the squeegee across.
Not on brass fittings (the ammonia causes stress corrosion), oiled wooden frames or anti-reflective coated screens.
09 · Drains: maintenance and blockages
The maintenance is cheap and harmless. The unblocking is not.
Drain openergrocery Plumbo, Mr Muscle, Häxancorrosive needs a permit in Sweden since 2025
Maintenance, once a month
- 100 g of anhydrous soda ash — sodium carbonate, the dry powder — straight into the drain. With washing soda crystals: 270 g.
- Two litres of boiling water after it.
- It keeps fat blockages away entirely without caustic soda.
A blockage
- Bail out standing water as best you can.
- 80 g of sodium hydroxide into the pipe, followed by 500 ml of warm, not boiling water.
- Leave it 30 minutes. Flush with plenty of warm water.
It is the ready-made bottle that has gone, not the caustic soda
Since 1 January 2025, drain openers — products sold for drain cleaning, with hydroxide at a corrosive concentration — have required a permit from the county administrative board for private individuals in Sweden. The caustic soda in this recipe is a raw material and is not covered; it is sold as before. But the accident statistics that led to the rule come from exactly this situation, and they do not care what the label on the tub says. The rules below therefore apply no less because you weighed the caustic soda out yourself.
Three absolute rules
- Never caustic soda on top of an agent already standing in the drain, and least of all an acidic one. You cannot see what is down there.
- Never a plunger or a drain snake while caustic soda is standing in the pipe — it splashes straight into your face.
- Never in aluminium pipes or an aluminium trap. It gives off hydrogen and dissolves the pipe.
If the blockage is still there after two attempts it is mechanical: unscrew the trap, or use a drain rod. More chemistry does not help and only makes the job more dangerous for whoever opens the pipe.
10 · Oxygen bleaching of textiles
Wine, coffee, blood, grass, tomato, blackened banana, sweat, yellowed whites, discoloured tablecloths.
Stain removergrocery Vanish Oxi Action
| Ingredient | Quantity per litre | Role |
| Water, 60 °C | 1 l | Activates the percarbonate |
| Sodium percarbonate | 20 g (whites: 30 g) | Oxidant + alkali |
| Sodium citrate | 2 g | Chelator, in hard water |
- Dissolve the powder in the hot water before the textile goes in.
- Soak 1–6 hours. Overnight is fine on whites.
- Wash as usual afterwards.
The temperature is decisive. In cold water almost nothing happens. If the solution falls below 40 °C the reaction stalls, so use a tub with a lid or top it up with hot water.
Never on wool, silk, leather or other protein fibres. Always test on coloured fabric.
11 · Enzyme soak
Blood, sweat, food, pet accidents and smell in the fibre — including on wool and silk, where oxygen bleach is out of the question.
Pre-wash and soaking
| Ingredient | Quantity per litre | Role |
| Water, 40 °C | 1 l | The enzymes' working temperature |
| Enzyme detergent or protease powder | 5 g | Cuts the dirt apart |
| Sodium citrate | 2 g | Chelator, in hard water |
| APG 50 % | 5 ml | Wets the fibre |
How to do it
- First rinse fresh blood out in cold water. Hot water coagulates the protein and makes the stain permanent — this step decides the outcome more often than the enzyme itself.
- Mix in water at 40 degrees. No hotter: above 60 °C the enzyme is dead.
- Soak 1 hour to overnight. Under 20 minutes almost nothing happens.
- Wash as usual afterwards, at no more than 40 °C if the garment is wool or silk.
Do not combine it with the oxygen bleach. Percarbonate breaks the enzyme down. If the garment needs both: do the enzyme soak first, rinse, and do the
oxygen bleaching as a separate second step — and only if the material can take it.
It does not keep in advance. Make the bath up when you are going to use it; enzymes in dilute solution lose activity within a day.
12 · Your own PBW — universal cleaner for vessels and equipment
The brewing industry's standard agent. It dissolves burnt-on organic matter, yeast residues, coffee deposits, protein residues and blood without scrubbing.
Brewery cleanerbrewing supplier PBW
| Ingredient | Proportion | Role |
| Sodium percarbonate | 60 % | Oxidant + alkali |
| Sodium metasilicate | 40 % | Dissolves fat + protects light alloys |
The proportions are per cent by weight: 60 g of percarbonate and 40 g of metasilicate give 100 g of powder. Mix dry in a sealed tub. Dose 10–20 g per litre of water at 50–60 °C. Soak 20–60 minutes, rinse thoroughly.
Thanks to the silicate it is milder on aluminium than neat soda ash, but even so do not leave aluminium parts in the bath overnight. Not on wool, leather or soft plastic that has gone brittle.
13 · Decking, step 1: algae, moss and dirt
Done in the spring. Step 2 follows only if the wood is to be lightened.
Decking cleanergrocery decking washtrade supplier Hagmans Tralltvätt
| Ingredient | Quantity per litre | Role |
| Water, hot | 1 l | Carrier |
| Sodium percarbonate | 30 g | Oxidises biological growth |
| APG 50 % | 10 ml | Wets the wood |
- Wet the whole area with clean water first — dry wood takes the agent up unevenly and you get streaks.
- Apply, keep it damp for 15–20 minutes, top it up if it dries.
- Brush with a stiff brush along the grain.
- Rinse copiously.
Water the planting around the deck both before and after — that dilutes what runs off. Percarbonate is very much gentler on wood than bleach, which raises the fibre and leaves the surface furry.
14 · Decking, step 2: lightening greyed wood
It restores silver-grey or blackened wood to nearly new. Before oiling.
Wood lightenersold as oxalic acid, not as a finished product
| Ingredient | Quantity per litre | Role |
| Water, hot | 1 l | Carrier |
| Oxalic acid | 60 g | Dissolves iron stains, bleaches lignin |
- Gloves, close-fitting goggles, long sleeves. Weigh the powder out of doors.
- Cover galvanised and zinc-plated fittings, screw heads and light alloy fittings.
- Wet the wood, apply, brush, leave 20 minutes.
- Rinse very copiously. Residues interfere with the adhesion of the oil and can migrate to the surface later.
- Let it dry for at least two days before oiling.
Neutralise leftover solution with soda ash or lime before pouring it away. Do not pour concentrated oxalic acid solution onto a lawn or a flower bed.
15 · Rust conversion gel before painting
Chassis, frames, tools, garden furniture, sheet metal. It gives a black phosphate layer the paint keys to.
Rust converterpaint shop Hagmans Carosolcar accessory Biltema Rostätare — tannin, different chemistry
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water | 780 ml | Carrier |
| Phosphoric acid 85 % | 200 ml | Converts rust to iron phosphate |
| APG 50 % | 10 ml | Wets oily metal |
| Xanthan | 6 g | Stays on a vertical surface |
- Acid into water, never the other way round. This gives about 25 % working strength.
- Brush loose flakes off with a wire brush first.
- Brush it on, keep it damp for 15–30 minutes. The surface turns grey-black when the reaction is finished.
- Wipe off the excess, rinse lightly with water, dry completely.
- Prime the same day. The phosphate layer is hygroscopic and starts rusting again within a day.
Not on zinc-plated or galvanised — you eat up the corrosion protection. Not on aluminium, chrome or natural stone.
16 · Electrolytic rust removal
Threads, cavities, tools of complex shape. It takes rust off where no brush can reach, without attacking the sound metal.
Rust removal
| Part | Choice | Note |
| Vessel | Plastic bucket, PP or HDPE | Never metal |
| Electrolyte | 20 g anhydrous soda ash per litre | A conductor only, not consumed |
| Cathode (−) | The object to be cleaned | Good contact above the water line |
| Anode (+) | Reinforcing bar or carbon steel | Sacrificial, replaced |
| Current | 5–12 V DC, 2–10 A | Battery charger or bench supply |
Two things that have to be right
- Never use stainless steel as the anode. The chromium in the alloy is oxidised to hexavalent chromium, which is carcinogenic and turns the whole bath into hazardous waste. Ordinary reinforcing bar is the right choice.
- Hydrogen and oxygen form at the electrodes. That is an explosive mixture. Work outdoors or under good ventilation, no flame and no spark nearby, and never cover the vessel over.
- Place the anode so that it “sees” the rusty surface — the current takes the straightest route and shadowed areas are not cleaned.
- Run it 2–24 hours depending on size. The water goes orange-brown and foamy.
- Take it out, brush off the black layer, rinse.
- Oil it immediately. A freshly cleaned surface flash-rusts within minutes.
17 · Rust stains in textiles, concrete and porcelain
Stains from flowerpots, furniture legs, reinforcement, nails in wood and forgotten paperclips.
Rust stain remover
| Level | Mixture per litre | Time |
| Mild — always try this first | 50 g ascorbic acid | 30 min |
| Strong | 50 g oxalic acid | 15–30 min |
| Concrete, vertical | 50 g oxalic acid + 5 g xanthan | 1–2 h |
Apply, keep damp, rinse copiously. On textiles: rinse until the rinse water runs clear and then wash the garment normally.
Never on marble, limestone or terrazzo. Test coloured textiles on a hidden seam. Gloves with oxalic acid.
18 · Silver polishing without abrasion
Electrochemistry instead of silver polish. It wears no metal away at all.
Silver polishinggrocery Häxan silverputs
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Aluminium foil | the bottom covered | Reductant, sacrificial |
| Water, 70 °C | 1 l | Electrolyte |
| Bicarbonate of soda | 15 g | Electrolyte, mild base |
| Table salt | 5 g | Conductivity |
- Line the bottom of a glass or plastic bowl with foil, shiny side up.
- Pour on the hot water with the bicarbonate and salt.
- Put the silver in so that it touches the foil — the whole reaction depends on electrical contact.
- 2–10 minutes. The blackening disappears while you watch. Rinse and dry.
3 Ag2S + 2 Al → 6 Ag + Al2S3
The silver sulfide is reduced back to metallic silver — no silver is lost, unlike polishing with an abrasive.
Not on silver with a deliberately oxidised pattern (the patina goes and does not come back), glued-in stones, pearls, or an antique whose patina is part of its value.
19 · Passivating stainless steel
After welding, grinding, drilling or bending. It builds up the chromium oxide layer that makes the steel stainless in the first place.
Passivating
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water | 900 ml | Carrier |
| Citric acid | 100 g | Dissolves free iron, leaves the chromium alone |
- Degrease first. Passivating an oily surface does nothing at all. Soda ash or IPA.
- 60 °C for 30 minutes, or room temperature for 60–90 minutes. Dip it or apply as a gel.
- Rinse with distilled water if you have it — the chlorides in tap water work against the purpose.
- Dry completely. The oxide layer then finishes growing by itself in air over a day.
It works because the citric acid dissolves free iron on the surface — grinding dust, tool deposits, weld tint — but leaves the chromium untouched. That is why citric acid has replaced nitric acid as the industry standard. Never use hydrochloric acid on stainless: the chlorides cause pitting that is invisible until the hole goes right through.
20 · Washing a circuit board after soldering
Flux residues, fingerprints, dust. Done right, the board looks factory-new.
Flux removal
| Level | Medium | Method |
| Ordinary | IPA 99.5 % | Stiff brush, wipe with a lint-free cloth |
| Stubborn ionic residues | IPA 90 % + 10 % deionised water | Brush, then rinse in clean IPA |
| Heavily soiled | Hot water + 5 ml/l APG | Rinse in deionised water, then IPA |
- Brush in one direction, collecting the residues instead of moving them around.
- Blow dry with compressed air.
- Let it dry at least 30 minutes, preferably in a 50 °C oven or drying cabinet, before any voltage is applied.
Avoid
Acetone — it dissolves component markings, plastic housings, relay cases and connectors.
An ultrasonic bath on boards with crystal oscillators, MEMS sensors, open relays, trimmer potentiometers or electrolytic capacitors with a rubber seal. Methylated spirits, which leaves residues from the denaturant.
That plain water works surprises many people. Industrial assembly washes boards in deionised water with a surfactant and dries them in an oven, and it is entirely unproblematic — as long as all the water really is gone before the board gets power. The water need not come from a chemical supplier: demineralised battery water from a car accessory shop is ion-exchanged and sold in five- and ten-litre canisters, which is plenty for rinsing.
21 · Removing adhesive
Labels, price stickers, duct tape, double-sided tape, old masking tape.
Adhesive removercar care Label Off
- The standard method: petroleum spirit on a rag. Keep the surface wet for 30 seconds so that the solvent has time to work into the adhesive, then rub. Repeat rather than rub harder.
- A vertical surface or a big blob of adhesive: make a paste of petroleum spirit and fumed silica so that it stays put. Cover with cling film, 10 minutes.
- Plastic that cannot take petroleum spirit (polystyrene, some ABS): d-limonene, or cooking oil followed by all-purpose cleaner.
- A paper label: soak it with warm water and a little vinegar first, scrape the paper off, then take the adhesive with petroleum spirit.
- Always finish with all-purpose cleaner — solvents leave a greasy film that attracts dust.
Heat helps more than most people think. A heat gun on a low setting or a hairdryer makes the adhesive soft enough to roll off mechanically before you use any solvent at all.
22 · Retrobright gel
De-yellowing ABS plastic on old computer equipment, consoles and keyboards.
De-yellowing plastice.g. — not sold ready-made
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
Hydrogen peroxide 12 % hairdressing wholesaler, “40 volume” developer | 500 ml | Oxidant |
| Fumed silica | 15 g | A gelling agent the peroxide does not break down |
| APG 50 % | 2 ml | Even wetting, fewer streaks |
| EDTA or sodium citrate | 1 g | Stabilises the peroxide |
How to do it
- Take it apart and clean the plastic completely first. Grease and dirt give patches in the result.
- Apply the gel evenly with a brush. Uneven application gives permanent marbling — this is the commonest way to ruin a part.
- Wrap it in cling film so that the gel does not dry.
- UV lamp or direct sun. 4–12 hours. Turn and rotate it every hour.
- Check often. Rinse it off when the colour is even, and dry.
What you should know before you start
- The effect is not permanent. The yellowing comes back, often within one to three years.
- The treatment makes the ABS more brittle. Thin screw posts and clips can snap afterwards.
- It only works on yellowing from degraded brominated flame retardants. Discolouration from smoke, sun or pigment is unaffected.
- 12 % peroxide gives white chemical blisters on skin within seconds. Gloves and goggles.
A percarbonate version if you cannot get hold of 12 % peroxide: 100 g of sodium percarbonate in 500 ml of water at 40 degrees. More than that will not dissolve — you are already close to saturation. It gives about 5 % peroxide equivalent, so barely half the strength, plus an alkaline pH that if anything speeds the reaction up. Reckon on about twice the time, and make it up fresh every day — the solution loses strength within hours.
23 · Gentle wheel and light alloy wash
pH-neutral. Safe on clear coat, polished aluminium and anodised surfaces.
Wheel cleanercar care Sonax, Turtle Wax
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water | 930 ml | Carrier |
| APG 50 % | 40 ml | Surfactant |
| Sodium citrate | 10 g | Chelator, lifts brake dust |
| Isopropanol | 20 ml | Dissolves tar and grease |
Spray it on a cold wheel, leave 3–5 minutes, brush, hose off. Never on a hot wheel and never in sunshine — the agent dries on and leaves marks.
What you should never use on light alloys
Strongly alkaline “wheel cleaners” etch polished and unpainted aluminium permanently matt. Products with fluorides or hydrogen fluoride should never be brought home at all. Hydrogen fluoride causes burns that do not hurt for several hours, and the fluoride ion goes on binding the body's calcium long after the skin looks undamaged — the injury is systemic, not merely local. If you see them in a consumer pack, put it back. If you need to remove embedded iron particles, the answer is not a stronger wheel cleaner but a different substance, see below.
Fallout rust is what the recipe leaves — thioglycolate takes it
The orange-brown specks on light paint are iron particles from brakes and railway lines that have burned into the paint rather than sitting as dirt on it. No surfactant touches them, and acid only gets them by attacking everything else on the way. What works is thioglycolate: the thiolate ion binds the iron into a water-soluble complex that turns purple-red, and the colour shift is the receipt that it is working — once the surface stops going purple it is clean. Being neither acidic nor alkaline it leaves clear coat, anodising, wax and ceramic coatings alone, and that is the whole reason to pick it over acid.
The substance is not sold as a raw material, only as a finished fallout remover. Biltema's Super Detox (art. 361931) is one of the cheaper ones and holds, according to its safety data sheet, 10–30 % sodium mercaptoacetate — that is sodium thioglycolate — plus a per cent or so of surfactant: the same active substance the car-care brands sell as “iron remover” at several times the price.
How it is used, and why gloves
Cold surface in the shade, 3–5 minutes, never let it dry on, rinse generously — above all out of gaps and wheel spokes, where the residue otherwise stays behind and keeps working. Thioglycolate is classified as a skin sensitiser (H317) and harmful if swallowed (H302); a thioglycolate allergy lasts for life, and it is the same substance behind occupational eczema among hairdressers. Nitrile gloves, and no spraying in a still garage — the sulphur smell is the least of it. Do not combine it with an acidic wheel cleaner: the point of thioglycolate is precisely to avoid the acid, and a low pH also makes the stench worse.
24 · Mould in grouting and silicone
Black spots in the shower grout. Chemistry takes the colour — the damp is the real problem.
Mould washpaint shop Beckers Alg & Mögeltvätt
| Version | Mixture | Time |
| Oxygen-based | 6 % hydrogen peroxide + 5 g/l xanthan | 2–6 h under film |
| A paste | Sodium percarbonate + water 1:1 by volume, as a thick slurry | 2–4 h |
- Apply, cover with cling film so that it does not dry.
- Rinse, ventilate, wipe the grout dry.
- If the blackening is still there, the mycelium has grown into the silicone. No chemistry helps then — cut it out and re-seal.
Bleach is more effective on this particular thing, but it bleaches grout and silicone, must not be combined with anything else in the bathroom, and does not deal with what has grown in either. Sort out the ventilation and wipe the shower screen down after every shower, and it will not come back.
25 · Clearing a smell after a chemical spill in furniture or textiles
When the source has been removed but the smell is still in the padding or the weave.
Odour removal
- Mechanically first. Suck and blot up everything you can. The chemistry should not have to work against a remaining pool.
- If the substance is an ester — which covers many solvents, plasticisers and most “chemically sweet” smells — it is broken by alkaline hydrolysis. Mix 30 g of anhydrous soda ash and 5 ml of APG per litre of lukewarm water. Work it into the textile, leave 20–30 minutes, extract it, rinse with clean water, extract again.
- Dry completely. A fan and a dehumidifier for preference. Moisture left in the padding gives a mouldy smell on top of the original one.
- Activated carbon. Granules in cloth bags, tight up against or inside the furniture, the whole thing covered with a blanket or a tarpaulin. 3–14 days. Change the carbon once along the way.
- If it persists: professional ozone or hydroxyl treatment. Ozone must not be used in a room anyone is in.
Test the alkali step somewhere hidden first. Soda ash can affect colour and some fibres, and water-based treatment of certain upholstery fabrics leaves marks that are harder to remove than the smell.
26 · Cleaning up a leaked battery
Three entirely different chemistries with three entirely different responses. Choosing wrong makes it worse.
Battery clean-upe.g. — not sold ready-made
| Battery type | Leaks | Neutralised with |
| Alkaline (AA, AAA, 9V) | Potassium hydroxide — alkaline | 10 % citric acid or vinegar |
| Lead-acid (car, UPS) | Sulphuric acid — acidic | Bicarbonate, generously |
| Lithium-ion | Organic electrolyte + LiPF6 | Dry absorbent, see below |
Alkaline leakage in a battery compartment
- Gloves. The white powder is corrosive and stays there for years.
- A cotton bud dampened with 10 % citric acid solution. Work at it until the fizzing stops.
- Dry, rinse with IPA, dry completely.
- If the contact spring has lost metal: carefully grind back to clean surface, or solder on a new one.
Lithium cells
Do not use water. The electrolyte's LiPF6 reacts with moisture and forms hydrofluoric acid, which causes injuries that are not felt until hours later. Ventilate, wear nitrile gloves, mop up with dry absorbent material and sprinkle bicarbonate dry onto the substrate. The cell goes for recycling — a damaged or swollen lithium cell should never be stored indoors.
27 · Workshop hand wash
Oil, grease, soot, pitch, ink. Abrasive plus solvent plus humectant.
Workshop soaptrade supplier Swarfega
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water | 220 ml | Carrier |
| APG 50 % | 100 ml | Surfactant |
| D-limonene | 30 ml | Dissolves oil, pitch and ink |
| Glycerol | 50 ml | Counteracts dried-out hands |
Fine silica flour or cornflour silica flour = ground quartz, sold at builders' merchants and pottery suppliers | 100 g | Mechanical scrub |
Mix it in a tub with a wide lid. Take a blob on dry hands, rub it in thoroughly, then add a little water and go on rubbing before you rinse. Wetting your hands first is the commonest mistake — the solvent then never reaches the grease.
Shake or stir before each use; the abrasive settles.
Silica flour bites better but raises quartz dust: pour the powder inside the liquid, not the other way round, and do not breathe the dry powder in. Cornflour is entirely harmless and almost as effective.
28 · Oil and grease in concrete
Garage floors, drives, workshop concrete, the oil patch under the car. It works on brick, natural stone and unglazed tile too.
Concrete degreasingcar accessory Biltema Oljesanering
Why the stain comes back
Concrete is porous. The oil is not on the floor but several millimetres down in the pore system. Scrub the surface and you take away the film, and a week later the oil has migrated back up. Everything that works on the surface — degreaser, pressure washing, scouring powder — fails for the same reason. The answer is to draw the oil out rather than wash it off.
A fresh spill, within a day
- Sprinkle cat litter, vermiculite or sawdust on at once and generously.
- Let it soak for an hour. Tread on it lightly so that the grains reach down into the surface.
- Sweep it up and sprinkle fresh on if it still goes dark.
- Do not hose it. Water drives the oil deeper and makes the rest of the job harder.
Ingrained: the poultice, the method that actually removes it
A paste of solvent and absorbent that is allowed to dry slowly. As the solvent evaporates it travels upwards and takes the oil with it out into the powder.
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| White spirit | about 200 ml | Dissolves the oil, evaporates slowly |
Absorbent diatomaceous earth, fumed silica, talc or ground cat litter | to consistency | Takes it up and holds on to it |
- Stir to a paste like thick yoghurt. It must not run.
- Spread it on half a centimetre thick, a couple of centimetres beyond the edge of the stain.
- Cover with cling film and tape it down all round. Leave it a day so that the solvent has time to work down into the pores.
- Take the plastic off. Let it dry completely, one to two days. This is when the oil comes up — the evaporation is the whole driving force, so do not hurry it along with heat or a fan.
- Sweep up the dry paste and hand it in as hazardous waste.
- Repeat. Old engine oil often takes three rounds, and each round comes out lighter.
White spirit rather than petroleum spirit here in particular: the slow evaporation is the point. Petroleum spirit works but dries before it has got down into the pores. D-limonene works too and smells better, but costs appreciably more over this sort of area.
A shallow, fresh film of oil
| Ingredient | Quantity per litre | Role |
| Water, hot | 1 l | Carrier |
| Sodium metasilicate | 20 g | Saponifies and lifts the grease |
| Soda ash, anhydrous | 10 g | Alkalinity |
| APG 50 % | 10 ml | Wets the concrete |
Pour it on, scrubbing brush, leave 20 minutes without letting it dry, rinse. Enough for a spill that has sat for months, but not for years. If the stain has been there a season: go straight to the poultice.
What is actually in a bottle of ready-made concrete degreaser
Biltema's Oljesanering (art. 36-3930) holds, according to its safety data sheet, alkyl polyglucoside C8-10 at 1–2 % and C10 alcohol ethoxylate at 1–3 %, phenoxyethanol as a preservative, and otherwise water. The alkyl polyglucoside is the same substance as the one on the APG card — the same CAS number, 68515-73-1. The surfactant this document is built on is the one on the shelf, which is a good sign for both.
The difference lies elsewhere. The bottle has more surfactant than the mix above but a pH of about 7. The mix above has less surfactant and a pH around 12, because the metasilicate and the soda do what the surfactant cannot: saponify the fat. A surfactant lifts and emulsifies what has already come loose — it breaks no ester bonds.
That makes the ready-made product the right tool for a fresh film of oil on a sealed surface, and the wrong tool for this recipe's problem. It works on the surface, which is precisely what the paragraph at the top says does not work on oil that has already travelled down into the pore system. No product on that shelf does — which is why the poultice exists.
Three things that make it worse
- A pressure washer as the first move. The pressure drives the oil deeper into the pore system and spreads it over a larger area. Use it after the chemistry, never before.
- Acid. It does nothing at all against oil — it dissolves the lime in the concrete, not the grease. The result is a roughened, more absorbent surface that takes up even more next time.
- Solvent down the drain. Never rinse the poultice away. See
section 12.
Afterwards
A clean concrete surface soaks up just as willingly next time. If you would rather not do it again: impregnate it with a silane- or siloxane-based concrete sealer once the surface is completely dry. The next spill then stays on the surface and wipes off with a cloth.
29 · Disinfectant solution of known strength
Surfaces after a drain flood, infection in the household, chopping boards after chicken, equipment that has to be clean and not merely look clean.
Surface disinfection
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water, cold | 1 l | Carrier |
| Calcium hypochlorite 70 % | 3 g | 0.2 % available chlorine |
How to do it
- Clean first. Chlorine is used up by dirt before it has time to disinfect — a dirty surface exhausts the solution instead of getting clean.
- Dissolve the granules in cold water. The solution goes cloudy from the calcium; that is normal.
- Apply and leave it 15 minutes. Any less is not disinfection.
- Do not rinse afterwards — except on stainless, which must be rinsed so that it does not corrode.
- Mix fresh every time. The solution loses strength within a day.
A weaker version: 0.75 g/l gives 0.05 %, which is enough for laundry and for surfaces that only need a final disinfection. Stronger: 15 g/l gives 1 %, for spill buckets and heavily contaminated things. The strengths and the contact time follow MSF's table for chlorine solutions.
Not for drinking water
The Swedish Food Agency's limit is 0.5 mg of free chlorine per litre at the tap — four thousand times weaker than this solution, and not something to be dosed by eye. If you need to disinfect a well, ask your local environmental health office.
Never mix with
Acid, chlorine tablets or ammonia. Chlorine tablets and these granules are both “chlorine” but chemically opposite — together they give fire. See
Mixtures.
30 · Heavy descaling and pickling with a dry acid
Limescale that citric acid will not bite: water heaters, heating coils, a toilet with a hard deposit. And pickling steel before painting.
Heavy-duty descaler
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water | 1 l | Carrier |
| Sodium bisulfate | 50 g | The acid, gives pH ≈ 1.2 |
| APG 50 % | 2 ml | Wets a vertical surface, optional |
How to do it
- Stir the powder into the water, never the other way round. The solution gets warm.
- Leave it 30 minutes to a few hours. The limescale stops fizzing when it is gone.
- Rinse copiously. On steel: dry it at once, or the rust flies on within an hour.
- Neutralise the residues with bicarbonate before they go down the drain.
Toilet: empty the water out with the brush, pour the powder on dry and mist it lightly — it works where a solution would simply run away. Pickling: 100 g/l and ten minutes gives a matt, clean surface that takes paint.
Avoid on
Aluminium, galvanised, natural stone and concrete. The sulfate ion attacks cement more slowly than it appears to — the damage shows up after a season.
31 · Copper and brass without metal polish
Darkened candlesticks, copper pan bases, door handles, brass fittings and verdigrised ornaments.
Metal polishgrocery Häxan metallputs
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water | 1 l | Carrier |
| Citric acid | 100 g | Dissolves the oxide |
| Table salt | 30 g | The chloride speeds the attack up |
How to do it
- Check first whether the object is lacquered. Most of today's brass fittings are. The acid then does nothing at all to the metal and everything to the lacquer. Try it on a hidden edge: if the surface goes dull it is lacquered, and then it is the lacquer that has to come off first.
- Dip it, brush it on, or lay a soaked cloth on the surface. It takes one to five minutes, and you can watch the change happen.
- Rinse copiously and dry completely, at once. Freshly polished copper is bright and naked and starts darkening again within hours in damp air.
- If you want to keep the shine: thin oil or wax. Otherwise the patina comes back, which for most objects is entirely as it should be.
Why not the same trick as the silver
Recipe 18 polishes silver without sacrificing a single atom, because silver sulfide can be reduced back to metallic silver. Copper's tarnish is an oxide, and it cannot be reversed the same way — it has to be dissolved. So a little copper goes every time, and so the recipe is something to reach for when it is needed rather than every month.
Leave alone
Green verdigris on copper roofs, downpipes and outdoor objects is a protective layer that has taken decades to form. Gilded or thinly plated surfaces cannot take the treatment at all.
32 · Silicone remover for old sealant
Cured sealant in the shower, around the sink and in window rebates. It does not dissolve the silicone — it swells it, until the bead lets go of the surface.
Silicone removalbuilders' merchant Biltema Silikonborttagning
| Ingredient | Amount | Role |
| D-limonene | 180 ml | Swells the silicone network |
| APG 50 % | 10 ml | Lets the residue rinse off with water |
Fumed silica for the gel version only | 8 g | Stays put in a vertical joint |
How to do it
- Mechanically first, always. Cut the bead loose with a sealant knife or a razor
blade and pull it away in one piece. The chemistry is only there for the thin skin left
behind in the joint — pouring solvent over a whole bead is waiting hours for
nothing.
- Brush the mixture over what remains, cover with cling film so it cannot evaporate, and
leave it 1–2 hours. Swelling is slow and cannot be hurried with heat.
- Rub the softened residue away with a wooden or plastic scraper. If something stays put,
repeat rather than letting the first round dry on.
- Wash the joint with all-purpose cleaner and rinse. The surfactant in
the mix is there for this step — without it the terpene stays behind as a greasy
film.
Why nothing dissolves cured silicone
The silicone in a joint is a cross-linked network of polydimethylsiloxane. The chains are
held together by chemical bonds, and a cross-linked network cannot by definition be
dissolved — only swollen. D-limonene works because its solubility parameter
sits close to the silicone's: the terpene forces its way in between the chains, the network
swells, and its grip on the surface fails. The mass turns soft and jelly-like rather than
liquid, and that is what success looks like.
So every “silicone remover” is really a silicone sweller, and that is why the
mechanical work comes first and the chemistry last.
What else it attacks
D-limonene takes polystyrene and some ABS, softens rubber seals, and dissolves asphalt, tar
and most paints. Test on a hidden spot before brushing it along the edge of a plastic bath.
The terpene is also a skin sensitiser (H317), and old, air-exposed limonene is worse
than fresh — nitrile gloves and ventilation, and keep the bottle closed.
Compared with the bottle
The finished product is the same two components. Biltema's Silikonborttagning
(art. 364824) holds, according to its safety data sheet, over 75 % d-limonene and
2.5–5 % C9-11 alcohol ethoxylate — a non-ionic surfactant in exactly the
role APG plays here. The recipe above is not an imitation of it but the same mixture, using
the surfactant this document already keeps.
And for once it runs the other way: the bottle is probably cheaper. Neat d-limonene
costs 250–450 SEK a litre by the buying table above, and a ready-made half litre
normally comes in under that. Mix your own if you already keep the raw material, or if you
want the gel version — the shop product is thin and runs straight out of a vertical
joint.
This does not remove silicone contamination
Getting a bead out and getting a surface paintable again are two different problems.
Silicone oil migrates and leaves an invisible low-energy film that makes paint crawl into
fisheyes, and that film stays after the bead is gone. See
Limmet, section 7 — the short
version is that the surface cannot be fully rescued.
33 · Bubble mix without dye or cationic polymer
A bubble solution that does not ruin the laundry. Bought mix contains a cationic polymer that precipitates in the washing machine — see the register. This one has none, and no dye either.
Bubble solutiontoy shop Gazillion, Fubbles
| Ingredient | Quantity | Role |
| Water, deionised | 1 l | Carrier |
| APG 50 % | 20 ml | Surfactant, about 1 % active content |
| Glycerol | 100 ml | Slows the evaporation |
| Sodium citrate | 2 g | Chelator — only if you are using tap water |
How to do it
- Dissolve the citrate in the water first, if you are using tap water. With deionised or distilled water you can skip it.
- Stir in the glycerol.
- Add the APG last and stir slowly. Stir hard and the whole batch foams over, and then you have to wait it out.
- Let it stand a few hours before you use it. A fresh mixture gives poorer bubbles than one that has rested.
Less surfactant, not more
The obvious move when the bubbles will not hold together is to pour in more washing-up liquid. It is the wrong way. A controlled study of bubble recipes found that too high a surfactant concentration worsens both how easily the bubble forms and how long it lives — around 4 per cent by volume of ordinary washing-up liquid was the optimum, which is under one per cent active surfactant. The film needs enough surfactant for the Marangoni stress to hold it, and no more.
If you want metre-wide bubbles
Add 1 g of guar gum per litre. The same study settled on 0.1 % guar, and the mechanism is elongational viscosity: long polymer chains let the film be drawn out without breaking, which is exactly what happens as a large bubble leaves the ring. Slurry the powder in the glycerol first, as with xanthan, or it lumps. Guar is not interchangeable with xanthan here — attempts to substitute xanthan in bubble recipes have given poorer results, so buy guar if you want this.
The chelator does nothing in the lab and something in the kitchen
The study above found no effect from citric acid or pH adjustment. It was run on ultrapure water. Your tap water contains calcium, and calcium consumes the surfactant as lime soap — the same thing first principle 4 is about. The citrate is there for the water, not for the bubble, and is not needed at all if you pour deionised water instead.